Monday, July 31, 2006

Pickup: Do you want to get out of here? Slam: As long as you promise not to come with me.

Pickup: Havent I seen you someplace before?Slam: Yeah, thats why I don't go there anymore.

Pickup: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? Slam: Ummm, can I just have the money?

Pickup: Hey baby, what's your sign? Slam: Do not Enter.

Pickup: Hey, baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Slam: No, was the elevator ride from Hell very long?

Pickup: Is this seat empty?Slam: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Pickup: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?Slam: Whats it like being the biggest idiot in the world?

Pickup: Where have you been all my life? Slam: I don't know, but I wish I were still there.

Guy: Did the gates of heaven open up? Because I think I see an Angel. Girl: Did the Zoo gates open up? Because I think I see a gorilla.

Pickup: I would go to the end of the world for you. Slam: Yes, but would you stay there?


my stand.
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